A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
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I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
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My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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