Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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