how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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