Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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