i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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