That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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