..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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