Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You are the jesus of drinking
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