When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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