do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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