Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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