Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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