awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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