I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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