Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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