I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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