we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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