Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
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Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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