do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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