he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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