Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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