woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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