Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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