I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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