That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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