Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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