Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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