We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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