New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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