the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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