Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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