question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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