Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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You took a bar mat shot.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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