She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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