It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
third nipple confirmed
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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