I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
we made out on top of his cat.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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