JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
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