I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Holy shit dude........stairs
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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