drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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