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So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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