i barfeds in our rink
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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