We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
