Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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