I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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