More tranny stories later!
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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