the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
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Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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