dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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