I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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