Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
