We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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