why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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