She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
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Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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