I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT