went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
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I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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